*reads this and then disconnects from the coffee shop's wi-fi so she won't be tempted to kill time when she should be getting work done*
*after a half-hour or so, though, decides she's too distracted to work and heads back to the dorm to start getting ready (hey, it's a process)*
*by the time she leaves again, is dressed to kill, not a hair out of place* *shows up a little early and sits at the bar, ordering a martini because if she's one or two drinks ahead she'll be more likely to match your state of sobriety*