*ohmyeru blushes* Umrightyeah. Um. I promise I'll brush my teeth twice, and No Tongue. *clears his throat, fidgeting with the script* No, it definitely wasn't me. Was he really evil?
*accepts the sandwich with a grateful little smile* Thanks, are you sure you don't...? Okay. Thanks. *considers* No, I don't think anyone knows. I don't even know if I have biological parents. *pulls a face* The people in charge looked for a while, but they finally just assumed I dropped out of the sky, I guess.
*bites his lip and picks at the corners of the bread* Can I tell you something really weird? But you can't laugh, it's not funny.