*raps at the door and is already bursting in before you can acknowledge*
*wide-eyed and breathless* Sir, sirs, problem, we've got pipes blowing all over the House—the restrooms went first, and now it's just random, rooms on all floors are reporting leaks, and the basement—it's already flooding, we're trying to get everything out before the water gets too high—it's just like Mama Rosa's—!