*picks up his next shot* Gay for you? That's cute. Oh look on the bright side, will you?
*gives a lazy shrug* What's the latest in Lockdown? I'm getting a callous on my index finger from writing citations. *as though this should be well obvious why it bothers him* Writing with a pen. All day. Biggest news since I got back.
*goes to take his next drink then stops* Ohhh, I didn't tell you about the promise of the Helm's Deep Freeze.