*very seriously (not that there's even the smallest chance you'll take her seriously)* Okay, but look—you can't be bugging me all the time just because we're on the same floor now. *in her "eh, you win some, you lose some" voice, as she reconsiders* Then again, your penchant for grand larceny may come in handy from time to time.
*doesn't bother trying to hide her own laughter* Oh, it was. I think I still have bruises if you want to see.