No, no, I am in Lindon, indulging in some responsible parenting. I've got Galadriel with me for a couple of weeks before term starts again.
*settles on a re-run of a very old football match and turns the sound right down* I don't think I want to know but if you think you're bringing one home, you are sadly mistaken.
*ever-so-nonchalantly* Next term's dorm assignments came out, by the way.