*cradles the baby securely and bounces him very gently*
*in soothing, loving tones* Hey there, slugger. Domíran. *smiling sappily* You'll do. Stick around and I'll teach you where to aim in a fistfight and how to keep the upper hand in any meeting. *veering dangerously into baby-talk territory* Yush I will! And all th' other goodhappyfun things your daddy should teach you but can't! Who'sa best babyintheworld?