I'm sure Turgon has an expert or two on staff, but if you insist. *teasingly* It'll give you a project to work on until you become a full-time nanny.
You're having a freaking baby.
*smiles very softly, and removes her hand from Turgon's mouth (don't even think about it, buster) and rests it on her abdomen* *thinks maybe this might not be that bad after all?* Yeah. I'm having a freaking baby.