Jacob
Horse time! Jacob is a fucking failboat on a horse, guys. He's eager and good-natured, but wholly inept, and any slim resemblance to skill was fully due to his horse and his horse alone. He enjoyed the view and being outside and seeing the park, but would also have joked about how now he knows to stick to the walking treks. With mixed company, he didn't voice how much his nuts hurt after a three hour ride, but oh yes, he is walking funny.