WooHoo! no...wait, what?

[private to self]

Hoshit, Blake was right. I'm in the tabloids. Crap.

and I look like hell.

Kurt's gonna kill me.

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Kurt? Do you have time for shopping? I have money and almost no clothes.

And the clothes I do have are...horrible.

I have not seen a Vogue magazine in years.

I look like a freakin' hobo.


And if you know a decent hairstylist, that might be good because my hair is like straw and it's...very long.

Oh, I might need makeup too. I don't know what's in.

help plz???

[Private to Lillian]

Um... I'm really sorry about the whole tabloids thing. I mean, I would be really flattered if you were, in fact, my mistress and secretly Beckett's mum, but... yeah. Usually they don't get so out of hand with stories -- usually I'm the all American dude! I guess they just didn't know what else to write about.

[/Private]