IT TELLS TIME. IT IS A RING THAT TELLS TIME. That is so fucking cool it's criminal. I thought you needed this. It's some badass shit. And don't give me any crap about how guys can't wear jewelry. YES THEY CAN, JONATHAN. Wear it with pride.
Also, these.
It brought back memories of you and I as small children, rooting around in the sandbox with our little army guys and our Tonka trucks, playing for hours until our respective mothers called us in for dinner. Ah...I remember it well...