Cauldron Cove IC

[ Werewolves ]

Hey so, call me paranoid if you must, but legit, how do we know if this is real right now? And we're awake and not trapped in some other bullshit? Why is Mr Huxley at the optometrist today? Does he have laser vision now? Do WE have laser vision now? Has anybody seen any new exit doors? Who's got eyes on the goat?

Why does February always feel like the longest month when it's the shortest?