I tend to park just wherever I feel like it, and crash the parties that catch my eye.
...not sure what you are, but it's not a vamp. A vamp is a demon that sets up shop in a man or woman's body. Looks like em, and sounds like em, but it's a soulless killing machine that needs to be dusted. Except for maybe the poof...he's got his moments, even if that soul of his is sodding shaky.