I was being relative. You do realize it's been... what, a few days since he made such an arse of himself? If a grudge only lasts a few weeks or months, that's short in comparison to how long it could last, is it not? Though yeah, if you want to be pedantic, I should have said I'm easily distracted rather than have a short attention span. Unlike some people, I can admit when I've said something stupid.
Oh, I really wish I could say I'd like to see you try it.