Aphrodite
In another life, I would've chosen Gabriel too. Hell, maybe before I came here, I would have chosen him too. Things have changed though. I've changed. And Michael's not just another winged dick.
As tempting as that is, it'd be potentially catastrophic if he were to find out in the long run, and besides I wouldn't want to put you through that again. I know he's not your favourite archangel anyway.
No funny business, darling. I left him a little parting gift in his apartment anyway. I'm a demon, I don't do flowers, but irises seemed to be the perfect choice and blue's his colour.
I'm in real fucking trouble here.
But I digress. I'm in the jacuzzi, there's plenty of room for you. I don't know who Charles Barkley is but that's probably wise. I'm looking forward to seeing your beautiful face.