James|Albus
My father would start telling a simple and short story, and somehow it always turned into the Iliad. Side quests and all. So it wouldn't really surprise me.
What do you mean not me specifically? I'm the only James Aurelius Potter you're going to get. Hate to break it to you, mate, but I'm obnoxiously going to be in your life as long as you let me. And even if you don't really want me. That's just the rules. Sirius isn't even related by blood and he can't get rid of me. What chance do you really think you stand?
My obnoxious and pushy nature aside, we have an open door policy. You just give us a shout if ever you need anything. Or if you're hungry. Especially if you're hungry. And if you want to complain, oh boy, I can do tons of that too.
[Phone number] That's me. Save it, you may need it later. But no pressure to use it until and unless you want to. Also, just in the interest of transparency. When you come to dinner, I'm probably going to stare. A lot. Just so you can prepare yourself for ti.