Some people are just no fun. I would have kicked him in the Jingle balls. Worst case scenario, I'd have been arrested, but best case scenario I'd have been arrested. Wouldn't be the first time, anyway.
I'd imagine you wouldn't get bullet fragments from eating someone's ass though.
He is, and I make a pretty good Negan when the time comes. My costume was very realistic last year, if they'd gotten one of those blacklights out they might have noticed it actually was blood on my clothing. Some bastard kicked my dog, so I introduced them to Lucille. I can see the appeal, it was a cathartic experience, bludgeoning someone with such a phallic object.