I don't have a very good track record with angels, it's nothing personal. Though I don't think you're anything like your stick-in-the-ass brothers and sisters.
Moose has his whole 'putting the S&M into S-A-M appeal, but since Dean and I had our bromance, well. But he's taken so that ship's sailed of course.
I too can relate with the 'getting stabbed in a sexy way' option.