Yeah, the TSA officials can keep their hands off your Christmas stocking and baubles then.
Full disclosure but when you said 'eating a really firm pudding' I was thinking back to those 'eat my ass' hearts I had. Any comparison there?
Helps when they're dressed up like those walkers from the Walking Dead. I was dressed up as Negan. I've still got that bat, and red always was my colour. Honestly, I prefer Halloween so much to Valentine's Day, it's more fun scaring people.