Percy | Bruce I'm pretty sure you just taught me how to make a black hole in my brain. Is this because Pet I get the impression there's something you're trying to say in all that, but I'm not sure what it is.
I plead the fifth on the pipe explosion. But if I had had anything to do with it, it would have been because I suspected that the assistant principal was actually the Wicked Witch of the West. Which is actually plausible here, I think. Also because I didn't deserve those detentions I got. I wasn't actually being as disruptive and the teacher made it sound. I just don't like being ignored when I have a relevant question.
Your secret's safe with me if you promise not to tell Tony that Zeus and Hera are my aunt and uncle squared. I know in your PhDs you must have studied some Greek mythology. So I'm gonna let you just figure that weird Thanksgiving visual out.
This is starting to sound like an after school special.
Not really sure what to do with most of that, though.