Spike (captainperoxide) wrote in onewaytickets, @ 2017-06-17 17:06:00 |
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Entry tags: | arthur pendragon, gilmore, jim moriarty, loki laufeyson, sephiroth, sherlock holmes, spike |
Anyone else bored? I'm in need of a bit of a rough and tumble, and rumour has it there's monsters in the sewers of Ravenmoore!
Now, I know we're not meant to be going vigilante, but I think in a case like this, a bit of an angry mob is justified. Those monsters could come up through the loos! They could eat children, and puppies! Cut off the power supply to our traffic lights! We must put a stop to this. For the children and puppies!
Any residents of Ravenmore, Brightford, and Summerbridge are more than welcome to join me. Just grab your guns, axes, pitchforks, crossbows, and/or your weapon of choice, and we'll pick a meeting place for sundown. Just no swords! We've been specifically told that swords are the weapons of brainless yokels.
Speaking of, sorry those of you from Everdale. I've heard the lot of you are all sodding barbarians with fluff for brains, and that you use swords. As I've said, swords are a very distinct 'no no'. You'll just have to pummel each other at ye olden time tavern to get your kicks. Besides, we've got cars here. Can't have you showing up and thinking they're big metal dragons. I'm sure you all understand.