Ahoy mates! My name's Elaine Marley, and I thought I'd come and introduce myself! As the introduction might suggest, I'm a pirate, well. Used to be a politician but I figured piracy was slightly more cut throat (depends on who you ask) so I decided to swap the Gubernatorial Seal for a cutlass and gun.
I'm here for a new adventure! Things weren't looking too good back where I came from so I thought I'd give this place a try, a new uncharted land with fantastical technology. This magic journal is insane, took me a while to get the hang of it.
I'm not here to swash buckles though I see there's a ship in the harbor where people can train to sail and all that, I can help you if you want to learn about sailing, knot tying, and even if you want to know how to swing a sword and that sorta thing I can help you with that too! Course that's only if you're old enough, my granddad taught me when I was a little one but we did things differently back in the Tri-Islands!
My main gig is personal training. My granddad taught me to defend myself not only with swords and guns but with my fists and I could knock over even the burliest of pirates who wouldn't take no for an answer. So if you want to get some self defense classes in or just start the new year off with a healthy start, I'm your girl!
Alright, that seems to be it. Anyone know where I can get a drink 'round here? This place is huge and I don't want to get lost. Not that I can really get that far anyway