Seriously, though. We laugh, but you like tempting fate, and I'm like a fucking draw for bizarre accidents or something. It'd happen.
Same reason people rig crane machines? Because they can and they'll slowly rack up wins one by one and make their millions on the quarters of disappointed kids?
Dinosaurs and aliens. Okay, I can dig it. Bet the paperwork is a bitch and a half though.
I could keep going, I guess, but I'm still figuring it out, you know? Want to keep my options open.