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Where I'm from, you'd be the abnormal one. If you're fretting about being an easily-squashed muggle I could try to cast protective spells over you. They're temporary, but they'd at least keep you from any squashing until we've concluded our business arrangements.
Ah. We don't have teenagers where I'm from either. It's a curiously modern idea. Although she's certainly overdramatic, I'll agree with that.