I don't remember if mine hurt. My memories are all... weird, but that might be because they were erased like 800 times. Technically all I own here are my current clothes, a train, and enough cocaine to kill the population of Tempe, but when I was alive, of course I had yoga pants.
You are insane. Definitely wouldn't say that's all you're good for, though. Standing somewhere with your shirt off handing me drinks, you'd be good for that too.