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I know, but what happened when I was dead... was important. I don't know how to explain, man. I think I'm here to figure some stuff out, not live a life.
Wait, not supposed to use slang? What words can you use? Do you have to consult a Pretentiousness Index and can only use words that are at least 92% hoity-toity or something?
Works for me. Screw me over and I'll screw you over using the modern world. So same deal.