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Dude, I'm dead. I was trying to be a better person, but that didn't work out all that well.
Agree with you there. Don't have kids unless you want to parent.
No, being a slut is being a woman who has sex easily. So you make people think you might have sex with them if they're nice or give you stuff. Use what you've got. Though I'll cop to the 'lack of housekeeping' part. I've got better things to do.
Exactly. I didn't escape the afterlife to end up in a prison cell, and you're 14 so nobody's going to suspect you of anything.