Wow, you take things literally. It just means he's boring. He's not interesting, he's a nerd who drones on and on and on about ethics and he's probably being tortured and it's my fault.
So you can do magic? Awesome.
That's cool. I don't fall down in gutters, got that out of my system at your age. Pretty much kept me from going insane. Now I stick to bad decisions that involve questionable nocturnal activities, as you would probably put it.