Isn't it only dealing if I trade it for money? Just like flashing someone for a drink isn't technically prostitution. Besides, it's already here. I don't know how to safely dispose of a train full of cocaine, do you?
Wow, jobs. Yeah, okay. Sure. I remember that.
I was dead, so things are weird. That's kind of a buzzkill, but thanks. Better than finding out the morning after I get drunk and jump off a building or something.