None of them do. And all of them 'mean well'. Huh, you could've introduced us, damn. This is a great place, just like a crack house is a great place to raise kids.
I don't care, you're right. But I find this whole thing pretty fascinating and by 'this whole thing' I mean you and your strained relationship with yourself. No, the other self. I have a world-renowned reputation, I'm board-certified and get this: a whole lot of fun. You seem like a man who likes winning. Well, I'm a winner.