Wow, if I employed that same methodology, I'd have killed a city's worth of patients in my career which is actually kinda frowned upon in the medical community. It's not always anything. You're missing stimulants of every kind, hallucinogenics, cannabis, benzos, tranqs, barbiturates, alcohol, inhalants... this is why we run tox screens instead of 'pin the diagnosis on the patient'. And 'all my friends do it' is still not a sufficient answer. Crazy, right? But they don't teach witches that. Only evil overlords. That's why I wear the white coat and you wear... hey what are you wearing?
Hysteria is hysterical to me, personally. I mean, just by merit of having an oven, a bun isn't the only thing getting cooked. But no, my idea was something a moron wouldn't suggest. And didn't contain any of moral platitudes yours did. I'm referring to the witchcraft. Seriously. There might be a ticking time-bomb in your noggin right next to the recipe for a love potion.