Bill/Ten
I wouldn't know. If it's something I should remember, I was probably too young or I blocked it out. Who knows? He really did. He had this beautiful thing trapped in the Thames and was feeding people to it during the frost fairs just to harvest its... excretions. Apparently, it was very good fuel.
I've never had a pet. My foster mum always said she'd end up cleaning up after it and I'd neglect it.
It happens - on both parts. But, no, I've never gone to meet her. I figure it'd be like that "never meet your heroes" thing. What if I meet her and she's terrible?
Yes, I would figure that nano is smaller than micro. From what I'd heard, he'd been lecturing at that university for at least seventy years. He's got some sort of vault that he's guarding but I don't know what's in it. None of my business, really. If he wanted me to know, he'd tell me.
'Course there is! But even the dangerous, miserable parts are kind of fun if I'm honest and between that, he takes me to my favorite planets and we get takeout. He really likes to eat, like all the time. The TARDIS has a drawer of nothing but takeout menus - I don't know if you had that before.