Bill/Ten
That's a bit less directly insulting, though. You humans had nothing to do with your evolution, really. Just one of those brilliant things that happened to occur. The Daleks, though? Dealing with them was almost entirely down to you lot. I feel as though I should be a bit sorry that this fellow drowned, but as it sounds like he deserved it? ...Nah.
I quite like cats, usually. More of a dog person, thus the little robot dog, but cats are generally lovely. While your intentions might not be the best, getting a cat isn't an entirely bad idea.
...Ah. I'm so very sorry to hear that. I've got to say, I wish that particular track record hadn't held up in this instance. I'm glad you got some pictures of her, at least. Don't suppose you ever had the opportunity to go and meet her?
I've encountered nanobots. Probably quite a bit smaller than the mictrobots, going by the description. Also less deadly, usually. A year? I've really got to ask him about all of this. I assume he was travelling between these classes, but really... keeping to a schedule?
I've had quite a few people travel with me for a fair bit that didn't need to go through even a fraction of what it sounds like you have, although Martha may have had it even worse. There is fun between the misery, isn't there?