Bill/Ten
That's just insulting, them taking credit for that. Obviously it was a bit of me and a whole lot of human ingenuity that actually protected this planet from them. I think I would be more likely to engineer a way to make the racist in question a public disgrace. Having some pompous buffoon lose face is going to stick with him much longer than a punch in the nose. Although if I were annoyed enough, yeah, there'd likely be a punch involved too.
It was a very handsome cat. I'm sure he'll deny it, but it's a fact.
It really isn't that loyalty is a bad thing. Just that you shouldn't blindly trust him... and that was a terrible unintentional pun, I'm so sorry. It sounds to me like your mum is a very wise woman. I'm glad to hear that. I have a habit of picking up friends with terrible mothers. There's a few good ones in the bunch, sure, but that makes your mum pretty exceptional.
I've not encountered the Vardy, but these emoji bots sound extremely unpleasant. How long have you even been traveling with him to have seen all of this?