Bill/Ten
Was it for that pesky love? Nyaw. But blaming him for abandoning you is pretty human too. You might be him but you're also kind of like his kid too. Pops took the wheels and left you grounded.
I really hope he doesn't regenerate any time soon, honest. Though if he does, I'm stealing his coats. Especially that one with the red lining.
The Doctor said they'd been running a computer simulation as to how to properly take over the planet for ages. Then they showed up and were all 'oi doomsday is coming.' That's a condensing, obviously. It was like "we can fix doomsday buuuut your leader has to accept us with love because we can't properly rule with fear." So the secretary general of the UN was all "yes please!" But they dusted him because it was out of fear. And then these military leaders tried but they got dusted too. Meanwhile, the Doctor's figured out what the doomsday is and has gone off to solve it only the great bloody idiot hasn't told anyone that he's still blind... Cue being trapped in an impending fiery death.
I was the only one left. So. Decision. Next thing anyone knows, the Monks...
The Monks have always been there from the dawn of humanity, protecting and guiding.
God, they are still in my fucking head. Just that hint. I've almost got them gone but it's like it's just waiting for me to go back.