"Wife?" Lucifer didn't bother hiding his disbelief. This was getting tedious and he had people to do. Rather lovely people who were of the age of consent. Not naughty children who continued their lies. Such a lack of respect for one's elders. Tsk, tsk.
"Well, why don't you call your wife? Invite her here." A crocodile smile spread across the Devil's face. "I would love to meet her."
Lucifer turned a real smile to his staff member when she arrived. She blushed as she returned the smile while she set their drinks on the table. Then she spoke. "The young lady you'd been entertaining is asking for you, Mr. Morningstar. What shall I tell her?"
Lucifer sighed as he picked up the glass of bitter smelling beer. "Put her out, darling. She was quite clingy."