Lydia and Deadpool
"Oh relax. Beaches aren't exactly as romantic and prober for that sort of thing as those books make them out to be. You get sand everywhere, it's difficult to get out, and it is really everywhere. Quite irritating. Besides, the suit never comes off on a first date. Or... meeting. Whatever. Plus... I'm not really feeling it at the moment."
Both eyes arched. "Whoa, no.... back up. I am definitely not a superhero. Or a hero. Yeah, so Cap gave me an Avenger's membership card and all that, but let's be perfectly clear on this. I. Am. Not. A. Hero." Sure, he did good. At times. But definitely not hero stuff. Granted, that was more Cap gave a different version of him said card, but still, he was aware of it, being part of his source material and all, even if he was more cinematic universe than comic, and the whole studio franchise rights and all that. No fucks given, he still knew what was what. His own movie showed as much, having a Shield Helicarrier and all.