Re: April and Sheldon
"I... I...," the question had taken him by surprise. And he didn't have a good argument ready. "I'll get back to you on that." He took his phone out of his pocket, unlocked it with the passcode (2814, the space sector containing Earth), and made a memo: "Memo to DDAC, develop argument for renaming the reality Sheldonia." He put his phone away. "Then I'll keep going by Sheldon."
"Oh goodness no!" Sheldon nearly shrieked. "I mean, yes. No. No, I mean no." He paused, took several deep breaths. "Yes, I arrived here with Penny Hall, who is neither a doctor nor a college graduate. And no, she is not my girlfriend. She simply drives me places. And steals my wifi. The wifi password for Apartment 4A is usually something about how Penny needs to get her own wifi. Why would you think she was my girlfriend?" He asked it tersely although he didn't intend it to be. He was simply curious.
Sheldon nodded. "Earning my favor isn't easy. So, congratulations on doing so."