Re: April and Sheldon
"Well, April, it is then," Sheldon responded in a jovial tone with a flourishing half bow, "and you can call me one of many different things: Sheldon, Agent Cooper, Double Doctor Agent Cooper, Doctor Cooper, or DDAC. Whatever is to your liking." He really hoped she just picked one and stuck to it. He never understood why people insisted on varying the names they call someone. It was so grossly inefficient.
"Yes, my friend Dom suggested I check out the games and comics he has, and I did," he sounded a bit depressed. "Sheldonia, I mean Omega, could really use higher quality video games and comic books. The ones on the market hardly even qualify as such. But, what does Eric do?"
He smiled brightly at the question. "I am a theoretical physicist researching heterotic string theory, so all my work is original, unlike Leonard and Raj, whose work is usually so derivative they might as well just save themselves research time and use a copier machine. Did you know that most people incorrectly call copy machines Xeroxes? Xerox is only a brand of copy machines, it isn't the name of the class of machines. People who don't use the right words are so funny." He chuckled.