Re: Tommy/Maura/Oliver/Anyone
"And I was also always in the press for saying and doing things that weren't exactly kosher. But, that doesn't really have much to do with who can be the bigger bitch. Just who gets caught at it more." And, maybe TJ believed he was the bigger bitch. But, arguing that was taking away some of the focus on freaking out over the changes his body was going through.
Which wasn't being helped by Deeks and Vail.
"Seriously, you guys? Could you be creepier about this? He's still Tommy, not some geek lab experiment." TJ rolled his eyes and then shook his head. "Look, while I'm sure Tommy finds all of this entirely fascinating, don't you think we might consider that he doesn't really want to be on display for whatever these craptastic powers are doing to him? Why don't you geniuses sit here, wait for Savannah and Oliver to come back so you can tell Oliver where we went, and I can take Tommy home so that whatever's going on he doesn't have to have you all turning into a creepy audience...or the rest of the trailer park when we try to go back later. Seriously, you two are about as helpful as twinks on speed." TJ might have teased about the color being a good match with his eyes, but this was unreal. They were sitting around discussing the possibility of Tommy turning completely purple in public as if they were enacting Bud and Elaine Hammond, the geek years.