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Leon Vance (leon_vance) wrote in omega_reality,
@ 2013-05-17 22:50:00

Entry tags:

*complete, *email, 2013 05, character: thomas hammond, character: tommy merlyn, dead: leon vance

Email to everyone
Who: Everyone
Where: Computers
When: Friday, May 17, 2013
Summary: Leon sends information about another trip

From: Leon Vance
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: Trip

To celebrate Mr. Queen and Mr. Reese's birthdays, we will be going to Auberge Du Soleil in Rutherford. We will be leaving on Thursday, May 23rd and return on Monday night. Usual transportation.

For our three newest members, we will have a new minivan by then and trading in your pick-up in exchange.

Details will be provided later by Mr. Deeks and Mr. Reese.

Leon Vance

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	hammond_tj 2013-05-18 03:09 am UTC (link)
	From: Hammond, Thomas To: Merlin, Tommy Subject: Fwd: Trip Have you seen this? At last, civilization. TJ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	tommy_merlyn 2013-05-18 03:15 am UTC (link)
	From: Tommy To: TJ Subject: Fwd: Trip I have, and I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop. Did you see how much? For these many people? I'm expecting the end of the world. God, I didn't used to be this paranoid ~~unless my father was involved~~. Tommy (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hammond_tj 2013-05-18 03:22 am UTC (link)
	From: Hammond, TJ To: Merlyn, Tommy Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip Paranoia is going to kill you faster than taking chances. I'm not looking the gift horse in the mouth. Do you know how long it's been since I had a decent full body wax or facial? The world wants to end, it can wait until after I'm relaxed, sleek, and looking like me again. TJ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

tommy_merlyn
2013-05-18 03:28 am UTC (link)

From: Tommy
To: TJ
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

I thought that the point of all of this training was that last of paranoia kills you. I'd say ask Reese, but you might be stuck with extra training.

I'll leave the painful wax to you and Oliver and I'll keep my pain-free hair. Seriously, men have hair. I'm fine with that. Now, a facial, a manicure, a few massages, a decent haircut, possibly never using my hands again for anything that leads to callouses would be pretty nice.

Tommy

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hammond_tj
2013-05-18 03:47 am UTC (link)

From: Hammond, Thomas
To: Merlyn, Tommy
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

I'm pretty sure the point of all this training is just to torture us. But, I won't complain too much when I've managed to avoid all of the post-cocaine weight gain and earned these abs to boot.

Mm...so men have hair, but you like your men smooth. I see how it goes.

God, I might only leave that spa to have sex with Travis. I swear. Or, I'll drag him in there with me and find somewhere in there for the sex.

TJ

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tommy_merlyn
2013-05-18 03:53 am UTC (link)

From: Tommy
To: TJ
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

I can complain that we've managed to avoid all coke, or oxy, or pick candy of the month.

No, Oliver is the one who's got the need to shave, possibly because it's more aerodynamic or some crap like that. I'll let you know how I like my men when we get there ~~if we ever get there~~.

Then I can safely stay at the spa.

Tommy

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hammond_tj
2013-05-18 04:11 am UTC (link)

From: Hammond, Thomas
To: Merlyn, Tommy
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

I complain about not having any of that all the time. Except I do. I still have one full vial plus a bit of a second that I had on me when we came through that rift and haven't touched. How fucked up is that?

Aerodynamic? That's it. We're dragging Oliver and Travis with us to the spa that whole weekend. Travis needs to be introduced to what real pampering feels like and Oliver needs to remember we do this because we feel good and we look good. Not because of our bodies' wind shear factor. Besides, couples massages lead to fun and interesting follow-up sessions.

Oh, and look at that, in-room massages available by special request.

TJ

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tommy_merlyn
2013-05-18 04:22 am UTC (link)

From: Tommy
To: TJ
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

As fucked up as me not taking Brian up on his offer, and regretting it the second later.

I'm pretty sure that Oliver knows how he looks, but I doubt I can convince him. He has a thing about taking his shirt off in front of strangers, even if he's slightly better now. Also strangers in our room? So not happening. His levels of paranoia are higher than Reese's on that front.

Tommy

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hammond_tj
2013-05-18 04:28 am UTC (link)

From: Hammond, Thomas
To: Merlyn, Tommy
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

What have we gotten ourselves into, Tommy-boy?

A man who looks like he does should never have a problem taking off his shirt. And this is what I mean about paranoia killing you faster than taking risks. His levels of paranoia are that high and he doesn't seem to be doing much living. But, if you can't work some of that Merlyn charm on him and get him to loosen up, I guess I'll just have to get Travis and I two in-room massage appointments to make up for yours. Se how selfless I'm learning to be?

TJ

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	tommy_merlyn 2013-05-18 04:31 am UTC (link)
	From: Tommy To: TJ Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip Some really fucked up situation. I can't say that I ever thought of it that way. Boobs are still my default. Oliver was on an island with people that wanted to kill him for five years before coming here. His paranoia runs deeper than this. However I appreciate your selflessness. Tommy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

hammond_tj
2013-05-18 04:54 am UTC (link)

From: Hammond, Thomas
To: Merlyn, Tommy
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

Never thought of it what way? Your boyfriend (are you to the point of calling him that, yet?) is hot, Tommy. I might be crazy in love with Travis, but I'm not blind. Oliver has no reason to be shy about showing off that body.

But, that five years on an island is all the more reason for him to start learning how to live again. I mean, I know he can't be the man he was. But, how much longer can he go on being the man he is? If you need help reminding him of that, all you need to do is ask. My selflessness might be a joke, but the offer isn't.

TJ

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tommy_merlyn
2013-05-18 05:13 am UTC (link)

From: Tommy
To: TJ
Subject: Re: Fwd: Trip

Boyfriend? That just feels very weird. Oliver is Oliver, my best friend since elementary school. Boyfriend feels too reductive. Also, I totally have sex with my girlfriends, or girls who are barely acquaintances, or girls whose names I can't remember. Still not having sex with Oliver.

It's all small steps with Oliver or he makes the Sphinx look talkative. He doesn't even bother with the cover here. At least at home, he pretended to be Oliver Queen, rich, playboy, smooth. Coming here was like he was back on that damn island. Still if I think of something, I'll ask for you help.

Tommy

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