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Brian Kinney (b_kinney) wrote in omega_reality,
@ 2013-05-10 16:57:00

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*complete, *email, 2013 05, character: brian kinney, character: john connor, character: nell jones

Email to John and Nell
Who: Brian, John, Nell
Where: Computers
When: Friday, May 10, 2013
Summary:

From: God of Babylon
To: Gorgeous, Red
Subject: Derek's Birthday

Since we all know what's going on, what are we going to do for his birthday? Last year, we said that we'd do something big, and if we end up leaving, he's never going to get that big celebration.

I was thinking a 'end of the world' party, but he might not appreciate it. So ideas? I was thinking maybe something up North, where there are real trees and nature and it doesn't look like nuclear wasteland, you know like most of what passes for forest around here.

Or we can just have an orgy.

Brian

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	johnbaum 2013-05-12 12:36 am UTC (link)
	From: John Baum To: Brian; Nell Subject: Re: Derek's Birthday Well, big trees, I think someplace like Sequoia or Yosemite, places that will never look like that again in our lifetimes. The sheer magnitude of the forest might be enough for him. John (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nell_jones 2013-05-12 12:36 am UTC (link)
	From: Nell To: John; Brian Subject: Derek's Birthday I like the idea of doing something big. I need to do a very large, alcoholic ice cream cake. I know we can order one, but. Well, it's...a thing. Nell (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

b_kinney
2013-05-12 12:47 am UTC (link)

From: God of Babylon
To: Gorgeous, Red
Subject: Derek's Birthday

Man, please stop, so much fun that I can't contain myself. Remind me never ever to let you plan fun activities. You're the worse teenager in the history of teenagers and your 20s have started on the same tone. Good thing you have me to lead you astray.

I said 'real trees' not big trees and by that I meant a spa, maybe an outdoor jacuzzi with a nice view, a few bottles of wine, ~~some pot~~, other fun activities. Well, I possibly meant a party in the Castro district in San Francisco, but let's not quibble on the details.

The man lives in a place where nothing good exists. Trees are nice, but they should be the starting point, not the end. Cake, fine liquor, good food, great sex. You know like a nice wild orgy in the middle of a winery.

Brian

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johnbaum
2013-05-12 03:16 am UTC (link)

From: John
To: Brian, Nell
Subject: Re: Derek's Birthday

This is what I have you for, to take my thoughts and make them more exciting. Isn't it?

Still, this is Derek. He's not going to use a spa. The jacuzzi and wine are nice, but he doesn't even consider wine alcohol. Cake and food you've got him on. Sex...I'll leave to him to take care of for himself and not think about. I mean, while the rest of us were lounging poolside in Key West, he was patrolling and making sure everyone was safe.

Okay, maybe not the entire time. But, enough. We need something that will make him relax and enjoy it.

John

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b_kinney
2013-05-12 03:30 am UTC (link)

From: God of Babylon
To: Gorgeous, Red
Subject: Derek's Birthday

The only way to make him relax is to use lots of valium, but there are two problems with that. One, you won't let me drug him. Two, even if you did, I'm not sure it'll work since he's incapable of relaxing. I set more realistic goals, like he'll possibly enjoy a little.

Seriously if we use his standards, we'll have a bottle of whiskey, two gallons of milk, fruit and ice cream cake.

Maybe we should just get him to Vegas and get him laid. And yes throwing a party/event for him is a fucking pain in the ass and completely not fun.

Brian

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	nell_jones 2013-05-12 04:34 am UTC (link)
	From: Nell To: Brian, John Subject: Re: Derek's Birthday What if we do both? Give him the forest of Northern California in a place with a spa, an outdoor pool, horseback riding, hot air balloon rides, and a five star rating? Something for everybody and a sort of last hurrah, go all out, spare no expense. Nell (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

b_kinney
2013-05-12 04:50 am UTC (link)

From: God of Babylon
To: Gorgeous, Red
Subject: Derek's Birthday

Vance is going to have a heart attack when he see the price tag, but I'll call in the morning and see what we can do for a group rate and possibly during the week when there are less people and the nut jobs can relax (which is pretty much the opposite of what I like).

Also, Nell, fuck the cake. You have a much more important job. You know how he never went out on a date? You're so asking him out. I'd do it, because anything in the name of expanding horizons, but he might shoot me. He's not going to shoot you and everyone should at least go out on a proper date once in his life. We'll find him a suit and he can be properly uncomfortable all night long, just like he should be. It's a rite of passage that's coming almost fifteen years too late.

Brian

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johnbaum
2013-05-12 07:00 pm UTC (link)

From: John
To: Brian, Nell
Subject: Re: Derek's Birthday

If you'll give me the details, Brian. I'll talk to Vance about the price tag and the need for this, for Derek.

And I actually agree with Brian (don't pass out). Derek needs a real date. And he'd never accept the invitation from anyone else, either. So, we'll arrange an ice cream cake with alcohol. Nell, you're on date duty.

John

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	nell_jones 2013-05-12 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	From: Nell To: Brian, John Subject: Re: Derek's Birthday Date duty, huh? I can do that. Let me know what Vance says and then I'll take care of the date part. Nell (Reply to this) (Parent)