From: John To: Brian, Nell Subject: Re: Derek's Birthday
This is what I have you for, to take my thoughts and make them more exciting. Isn't it?
Still, this is Derek. He's not going to use a spa. The jacuzzi and wine are nice, but he doesn't even consider wine alcohol. Cake and food you've got him on. Sex...I'll leave to him to take care of for himself and not think about. I mean, while the rest of us were lounging poolside in Key West, he was patrolling and making sure everyone was safe.
Okay, maybe not the entire time. But, enough. We need something that will make him relax and enjoy it.