If he read another email that started with Hey y'all and ended with xoxo, he was going to toss his computer out the damn window, because he was starting to see that any communication with those statements could never end well for him.
It was bad enough that he had to be stuck with these people in redneck hell. Now, he was supposed to socialize with them, and he knew better than to think that he had a choice in the matter. His parents would see it as a faux pas if he didn't and TJ would start some new speech about being happy and finding something.
Fucking hell, when he thought his life couldn't get any worse.