"And I'll call you an idiot a lot. It works out perfectly," Tommy answered, with a smirk. "You're not an idiot for not knowing this, since I don't know either, and I'm not an idiot. It's pretty good logic."
Tommy snorted. "That has nothing to do with the past fie years. Neither one of us has ever bothered with being a couple and when things got serious, we started lying so they'd go away. Pretty much everything we've ever done doesn't work here."
He laughed. "We're not pathetic. We're the opposite of pathetic. We've had such a long and varied sexual life that has made knowing about relationship irrelevant. I'd say that's pretty good and it also proves that it's an area where neither one of us is lacking, because no one ever complained." He leaned in again, with more self-assurance and kissed Oliver once more, taking his time. Tommy sighed happily as he pulled back. "In case you don't know, this is very different from what we did as friends," he teased. "I plan to do it a lot until you learn that."