Oh please, I'd ask G too, except that I'd hug him and use him as a pillow while watching TV and then I'd ask. Heck, I'm pretty sure that y'all would love volunteers for grocery shopping. I don't know if my unit appreciates it, but it's not like I'm giving them a choice... oh wait, what were we saying about not volunteering? ;P
Oh sure, you can stay old school and I'll Maura not to tell you. If all the pink or blue gives it away, it's not my fault. Really! And yes, it's a very good thing that you aren't serious.