Tommy clamped Oliver's shoulder. "You, my friend, have missed a lot of things, like the new trend in pre-nups. You include how much money I get per each year of friendship. There are things like if you cheat on me and make someone else breakfast in bed, then I got remuneration. It would be very lucrative for me if you ever wanted to find a different best friend."
He looked at Oliver with an innocent expression. "I don't know what you mean. Obviously, since you're the one who'd do things. I'm perfectly happy to sit here and look at you." He let go and sighed. "You're not going to break anything, because you will be careful, okay? You don't have to play Superman with me. The White Knight, sure, but not Superman, and not because of what could happen, but because I don't want you hurt."