Doug and TJ
Doug was hardly a homophobe. He loved his brother, he had no problem with gays having sex, he supported equal rights. He did not need to see so many cocks. There was however a stripper, a real woman, a pretty good looking one. She told him how she was doing this for the summer to pay for college and if Doug was staring at her boobs a little too long, he couldn't be blamed. She was half naked and Ann wasn't here.
Except that he could stare only so much and then excused himself and went to find his brother. "Kill me now," he said as he came to stand next to TJ. "Or maybe I died and went to hell. That sounds like a better explanation."