Brian Kinney (b_kinney) wrote in omega_reality, @ 2012-09-04 22:10:00 |
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Entry tags: | *complete, *email, 2012 09, character: brian kinney, character: eliot spencer, character: nell jones |
Email to everyone but Troy and Sean
Who: Everyone, but Troy and Sean (and Derek naturally)
Where: Computers
When: September 4, 2012
Summary: Brian gets a bachelor party ready
From: God of Babylon
To: Alexis Castle, April Spencer, Bud Hammond, Claudia Donovan, Derek Morgan, Dominic Vail, Doug Hammond, Elaine Barrish Hammond, Eliot Spencer, Emily Prentiss, Eric Beale, G Callen, Jenna Hanna Vail, John Baum, Leon Vance, Margaret Barrish, Marty Deeks, Mike Renko, Nathan Ford, Nell Jones, Nick Green, Robert Callen, Sam Hanna, Savannah Monroe Deeks, Sheldon Cooper, Thomas Hammond, Tim Riggins, Travis Marks
Subject: Bachelor party
Some of you just received an invitation to a wedding and don't know why the fuck you've been invited to a wedding of two people you don't know. Don't worry, that happens often around here. We just want any excuse to party.
With that out of the way, the details
Date: September 13, 2012
Time: 2000 (our fearless leaders are canceling night training for that Thursday, which means you can get very fucking drunk and sleep until late)
Theme: BDSM
Yes, in case you weren't around for the first email, the theme is kinky sex. All the gifts have to be related to kinky sex. Now most of us have already gotten things for them, but we're willing to help out here. After all dildos, gags, clamps, etc are not really expensive (and you can ever have too many dildos). Also there will be strippers, there will be partial nudity and since Savannah already asked, there will be no public sex (because she threatened to set us all on fire and she's fucking boring). However, nothing stops you from having sex in any of the other rooms (or right there if you can become invisible like a certain redhead we know and love).
IT'S A SURPRISE. If anyone says anything to Sean and Troy, I will personally makes sure that you can never use your cock again. And if you're a woman, I'll make sure that you never see a cock again (and since most of you are coupled and breeding, it won't be hard to do - or hard ever again. If you're Nell, you know better, so I don't have to worry.
Nell, all the pans, molds and whatever the fuck you also asked for are here. That dick cake will be fun-fucking-tastic, especially because everyone will have to eat cock with their hands and mouths.
I know Eliot and April had asked before, if you want to make any sandwiches, appetizers, or generally anything, it'd better be cock-shaped. I'm sure Nell will be nice and share her cock cutters. *g*