Re: Brian/Margaret
"All the good looking ones are taken and gay," he said, chuckling. "You only appreciate them from afar. Callen has a stick up his ass. You'd think with all the fucking they do that he'd loosen up, but alas, it hasn't happened. The Colonel is screwing that man over there, Mike Renko. They have a kid each with different women, one dead, one some random woman he met here."
Brian looked at Sean and Troy and nodded. "Very pretty. You should see them naked. Much nicer." He smiled. "And you seem to know more than you'd admit. That's John. He comes from a different dimension with that man there, Derek. Now, he's straight and single. You know in case you were interested. I'd offer, but I don't do women. Sorry."
He looked into the field. "Now see that surfer boy, that's Deeks, he was a cop, but worked with Callen and company at home. He married the cheerleader, Savannah. She adopted Callen as her father. Usually it's the other way around, but Savannah gets what she wants, including two kids. I believe you know those two that came with you," he teased. "Now those are two fine pieces of ass too, if I might say so." A little on the older side, but good looking nonetheless.
"Blind man there, that's Eliot. He's married to April, the doctor. Those two redheads, that's Alexis and she's with Tim, that tall fine looking Texan boy. You've met Derek, Morgan. He's with Emily, his second. Lot's of that going on around here. Kid there is Nick. He's strange, like seriously fucked up, lack of empathy or some shit. I don't pay attention unless I have to. Black man with the blue eyes is Travis, just got here two weeks ago, so I don't know much about him. On the sideline, you have Sheldon Cooper, resident genius and completely dumb individual. Claudia, she arrived at the same time as Travis. We seem to have lots of redheads when it comes to women. Right, and then there's Eric, our computer genius. I think that's pretty much everyone."